Nuclear Energy Powder

Reaching critical mass?

Avoid a meltdown the delicious way with Nuclear Energy Powder.  Each fuel rod offers 90mg of caffeine that can be taken in doses throughout the day. Pour the sweet and tangy powder directly into your mouth and be amazed as it leaves a “radioactive” trace of color behind! Choose from Uranium Yellowcake, Plutonium Pear or Radium Raspberry Lemonade. Nuclear Energy Powder will keep you alert at work, at school, or in your fallout shelter*.

*In the interest of full disclosure this product will not turn you or your pet into a superhero.